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If I jump,

  • If I jump,
  • Will you catch me?" I asked. "Look," she said, "If you jump off there you might break a leg."
  • "Break a leg, you said, break a leg," He wished me luck, whether he liked it or not. I jumped. Bitch better catch me or I'll break his leg.
  • "MERDE!" I hollered when I hit the stage floor. The orchestra stopped. The audience gasped. I was pretty sure my leg WAS broken. His face was expressionless."YOU BITCH!" I screamed
  • , crumpled on the stage ground. The audience stared at me with wide eyes. It was Merde who broke the silence. "It seems our patient has escaped!" he laughed nervously as I glared.
  • "What shall we do?" asked a man. "Well...I don't see any use for our friend here..." Merde trailed off. I glared at him again,then a bit more glaring here and there. Then I glared
  • once more and Merde put on a pair of sunglasses and stuck his tongue out at me as he tried to push me off a bridge. But I wouldn't budge. Then Merde tried to kick me into a volcano
  • I dodged the kick. Calmly I leaned into toward Merde. "Look Merde," I point out across the sky. Then with a push I launched Merde over a cliff into the sea... and laughed.
  • Scheiss met his match and neither was heard from again. A white powder was sprinkled by the Fairy on the Eve of the Midwinter Feast. The smell had to be gone by 7pm. And so
  • The Sniffers were called in from Afghanistan. They were some kind of olfactory special ops unit based in Limburger that somehow got rid of the smell before 7 and saved the day.

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