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I wouldn’t kill a pregnant woman or a kid

  • I wouldn’t kill a pregnant woman or a kid and he was asking me to do both, never mind his double negative. It was a definite weak spot on my “bad motherfucker” resume.

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  • Correcting the grammar of a mob boss was not a way to ingratiate yourself into "The Family." Where I came from, the Triad and Parallelegra mobs could be counted on to

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  • speak perfect grammar. But not this 'family'....I was going to have to ignore all grammar errors--my english teacher would turn over in her grave. But I had to

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  • remind myself that my English teacher was not dead. She was only away on vacation and I would see her on Monday when I returned to school. For now I would fend for myself using my

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  • dictionary and thesaurus. Although my thesaurus was getting a little worn out because I liked to use it as a pillow every night, and I had a problem with drooling in my sleep when

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  • I was scared. Thankfully, this problem was about to be solved because

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  • they were sending The Wolf, directly. He was 30 minutes away. He'd be there in 10. Jimmy put some coffee on

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  • regretted how freely he'd used the "N" word. I mean when his girl was around he NEVER used the "N' word. But Jules hadn't said anything. Jesus Jimmy thought, am I a racist? Vincent

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  • realized that if Jimmy thought "am I a racist" then he was well on the way to becoming one. Jules finally piped in with "What about the Z" word?

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  • "there is no Z word" was the reply. they quietly sipped their cokes for a moment, each mentally noting that it tasted terrible separately but in unison. the breeze from

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