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She looked up at him with the deepest look

  • She looked up at him with the deepest look of disdain that she could muster. "Tell me, Hugh, why on Earth
  • would you mix dark colors with pork?" Didnt you get that memo?" It was time for a change in the line-up,my uncle came over and smacked the
  • Amish kid with polio wrist
  • yelled in his best John Wayne voice "Why I outta lick your posse!" He didn't seem to hear what he said but me and my friends burst out laughing and his Amish mother
  • was crouching out of site just behind the fence, sucking Jeremiah off. Jeremiah said to her husband Hiram, "How's the missus, neighbor?" like John Wayne or something. Our fieldtrip
  • was cancelled when nobody brought in the permission slips. So, they just listened to the cassettes left over from film strips and tried making decoupage John Waynes, but mostly ate
  • cookies shaped like James Dean if James Dean had lived without legs or hair. The children kept crying and flailing their chubby arms in fear of the deformed Dean, but
  • he didn't care. James Dean sort of enjoyed watching the crying children waving their chubby arms around, to tell the truth. Sorta reminded him of his former fan club. Cookies were
  • strategically placed 1" from the reach of those chubby fans by Sesame Street character impersonators. James' fan club wasn't the only teasing he used to do. Anyway, I think his
  • mum is calling because his dinner is ready. James better rush off back home before he gets into trouble.

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