As they spread throughout the galaxy, humans

As they spread throughout the galaxy, humans were surprised to find that other beings also believed in astrology. The considerations became increasingly complex, and by the time of
the second age of Aquarius (Earth) the concept of interstellar horoscope match-making was a galactic phenomenon. I'm a Pisces & married a Cnidian She-slug. Our stars are crossed
But im not sure how to approach being star crossed lovers. I dont know weither to be afraid or inspired. After all once we are dead nothing more will matter...right?
But Juliet stopped listening to Romeo. He was handsome but he was also ponderous. She put her hand over his face. "Shhhh" A little too hard, but it felt good to hit him a little.
She never expected that Romeo would call the cops on her for domestic abuse. Juliet bargained on him being too embarassed but apparently Romeo's pride fell off a cliff along with
his balls. Yeah, I said it. Romeo had none of those. The only reason he was reporting Juliet was because his father threatened to chop them off otherwise. So now, they are only
figments of imagination, a dream unrealized. Romeo's testicles weren't the source of his shame, but he made well at transferring Juliet's transgressions to his empty crotch.
I'm confused.
It wasn't the first time, and it wouldn't be the last time.
It was exactly 5:34pm when the story was finished. According to the uss prepares instructor, everything was cocked, locked and ready to go!

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SlimWhitman Feb 18 2016 @ 03:27

It's okay to be confused CrazyDance, par for the Foldingstory course.

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