As they spread throughout the galaxy, humans

  • As they spread throughout the galaxy, humans were surprised to find that other beings also believed in astrology. The considerations became increasingly complex, and by the time of
  • the second age of Aquarius (Earth) the concept of interstellar horoscope match-making was a galactic phenomenon. I'm a Pisces & married a Cnidian She-slug. Our stars are crossed
  • But im not sure how to approach being star crossed lovers. I dont know weither to be afraid or inspired. After all once we are dead nothing more will matter...right?
  • But Juliet stopped listening to Romeo. He was handsome but he was also ponderous. She put her hand over his face. "Shhhh" A little too hard, but it felt good to hit him a little.
  • She never expected that Romeo would call the cops on her for domestic abuse. Juliet bargained on him being too embarassed but apparently Romeo's pride fell off a cliff along with
  • his balls. Yeah, I said it. Romeo had none of those. The only reason he was reporting Juliet was because his father threatened to chop them off otherwise. So now, they are only
  • figments of imagination, a dream unrealized. Romeo's testicles weren't the source of his shame, but he made well at transferring Juliet's transgressions to his empty crotch.
  • I'm confused.
  • It wasn't the first time, and it wouldn't be the last time.
  • It was exactly 5:34pm when the story was finished. According to the uss prepares instructor, everything was cocked, locked and ready to go!


  1. SlimWhitman Feb 18 2016 @ 03:27

    It's okay to be confused CrazyDance, par for the Foldingstory course.

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