In the moonlight blood is no longer scarlet,
- In the moonlight blood is no longer scarlet, pretending to be beautiful. It is as black as an abyss.
- And as wet and glossy as crude oil, flowing down the limbless torso in the nocturnal meadow I had chosen for my latest act of artistic expression. The insects joined me in my
- danse macabre, accompanying me through this mystic voyage of Death I was creating. After many hours the drugs subsided and I woke up in an alley. My limbs were aching and
- I was dressed up as Ronald McDonald. Don't do drugs kids.
- I left the the school stage and had a smoke. One hour of community service done, 299 more to go. Why did I agree to this instead of jail time? I'm Ronald McDonald Don't do drugs.
- "If I would've chosen jail, at least I wouldn't have to pay any bills, could have free meals, and a bed. I'm tired of community service!" Ronald McDonald threw his cig down, pissed
- HEY pick that up Ronald McDonald said a police officer. man I hate community service said Ronald McDonald, yeah I know you just said that said Hamburglar.
- "Rubble rubble rubble everywhere". Then Grimmace backed into a trash dumpster knocking it over. "Duh, Gtimmace sorry." The cop said "Pick that up you
- The purple oaf spent ten minutes fiddling with the dumpster, trying to reposition it. The cop watched every move, caressing his nightstick and realizing his newfound bizarre fetish
- for everything purple. For the cop it was 50 shades of purple, mauve, violet, plum, grape, lilac, heather, lavender. Oh so sexy! Periwinkle, bosenberry, sangria, orchid, amethyst.
- Started
- 2015-10-13 21:09:25
- Finished
- 2015-11-05 22:08:11
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SlimWhitman Nov 09 2015 @ 17:53
50 shades of purple LLOL inatick.