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One day the man walk into a the home.And

  • One day the man walk into a the home.And but he found cat and cat say," mow." And I say to him "my dad's ded." Then who was phone?!
  • Phone was me! Driver of Ambuleence! Ha no DED!! I give the man to living again I sed I drive bak to hosspatal noe. I lik to
  • keep no-ded ppl out of hosapetal bcuz the can be all ive at homme!" There was something funny about his excuse, but I let him return to his ambulance and went back to my reading.
  • My reading consisted of Mad Magazine. Despite being 89, I loved it. It was funny. Still funny. Topical. It helped me understand the kids today. That way it was easier to prey
  • on the little ones and get them into my van. They all tasted so delicious and unique, and I wasn't just making myself happy, I was doing my part to end the overpopulation problem.
  • That's the lie I told myself as I crackled maniacally. I squirmed with anticipation as I finally got my cargo into the dilapidated van and I wondered
  • if the cybernetic body suit would still fit me after all these years. I shouldn't have worried. It adapted to my paunch and I tapped in to the Net effortlessly. Time to hack!
  • As I glided through the glittering fluorescent infoscape, I noticed a huge grayscale melée on the horizon: datahats, all shades and styles. Luckily the route to my quarry
  • was patched into Norad's quantum matrix. I tracked it to a secluded patch of Farmville, pretending to be a tomato icon. As I zeroed in, black pixel copters flew overhead.
  • I had no choice, but to try and escape to a different window. Running through angry mobs of "likes", I finally got to the photoshop safehouse. There, my journey came to an end.
Started
2011-04-28 19:06:15
Finished
2011-07-15 07:46:44

1 Comments

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    BlastedHeath Jul 16 2011 @ 21:26

    One of my favorite openings!

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