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Dear Sir, I write this to inform you succinctly

  • Dear Sir, I write this to inform you succinctly of your ill-temper and unsavory manner of speech. As you know, My English Dandy Club membership outranks your Drill Sergeant's strip
  • . It is in the best interest of all parties involved that Marine recruits should be allowed high teas, doilies and absolutely capital tri-cornered hats. As a Drill Sergeant, you
  • 've got to hold their attention as if they're at a Kournikova-Sharapova Finals. I can tell you I'm at attention just thinking about it. If the troops still aren't paying attention
  • then we're all doomed for sure.
  • Eustanov was always uttering gloomy predictions like this, but this time it seemed that he was right. He lightened up visibly at the prospect. The bulldozer moved toward our
  • garden, but the gas shortage was severe. It stalled and Eustanov had a short time to contemplate his prophetic utterings realizing quickly that being right matters little when
  • you are nearly out of gas in the Nevada desert with no water with you. Being right did nothing for his thirst and having a vivid imagination was only making it worse, Eustanov
  • was a fool, but a wise fool. You are nothing." I choked on my thirst-fuelled delusions, forests of limbs rising from the sand, my car growing legs and ears and eating the top of my
  • top, revealing my braless breasts. I was exposed, both literally and figuratively and the limbs reached up to tweak me, while I wildly batted at the sandy claws. Sandy claws?
  • Sorry, that should be Sandy's claws. Sandy had gorgeous nail extensions. My bare breastedness did not raise an eyebrow as equal opportunity laws allowed women to go topless too.

2 Comments

  1. 49erFaithful Dec 07 2012 @ 12:53

    Ah, Christmas in the south of France...

  2. SlimWhitman Dec 07 2012 @ 16:39

    Crowded topless beaches?

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