My fingers tingled as I prepared for my first

My fingers tingled as I prepared for my first gig as a guitarist with a rock band. So here I was, the room was dark, the joint smelled of stale drink, I was nervous, yet ...
practiced to the point of natural familiarity. My teacher had taught me to practice until I had it down, then forget it. It worked well while until the right cross and left hook
were given those directional titles. Right and Left? I could never remember that. They had to paint a giant red R and L on my shoes. But I would put them on the wrong feet and
get all mixed up.
"That's what a blender is for, you see." Linda demonstrated by making a pitcher of margaritas, then returned to the barbeque outside, where Earl was grilling brats. Suddenly,
one of them jumped off the grill and ripped earls ear off. Earl didnt know what to do, so Linda went to walmart and bought him a new one. It's cheaper there than at Target.
they had a special . It was buy one get one fifty percent off so of course Linda found it difficult to pass up that deal and ended up buying herself one which she then
used to put together her nostalgic Wonder Woman costumes. Lynda Carter could not and would not escape her past. Well, except her past as a "Partner in Crime." Eesh, that was so
odd, wasn't it? But it sure was good cover for all of those jewelry store heists that she would do in every town where the show was being shot. No one would suspect Lynda Carter
after all. And yet, overconfidence is a tricky thing for one who wields the golden lasso of truth. The end came at Tiffany's--a tearful confession in a pool of vomited vodka.

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