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The player with the least amount of respect

  • The player with the least amount of respect goes first, draws one card from the pile, places it in the hand of the player to his/her left. That player then must roll the die.
  • Saving throw. Deck!
  • I mean DUCK! Being a Nepalese refuge, I sometimes got my vowels mixed ap. The MardiGras "throws" reigned down on us...beads, doubloons and all because we showed them our
  • Astrology charts. I then stubbed my toe on the float of MadiGras dancers. Being accident prone isn't easy. I ended up with beads tangled around my neck and found I was gasping for
  • Air and world has not ended some four years later"#!
  • Oops, I pressed the pound key. The autodestruct sequence on the atmosphere evacuating doomsday device began counting down: Five.
  • Four, Three, Two, One, "KABOOM!" But there was no kaboom. Only Silvie's tiny shrill little voice, shrieking with delight at the impending explosion that never came. I rammed her to
  • the wall. I grabbed her and lifted her up. She panicked. "The explosives," she said. "Why didn't they work!?" She started crying. "WERE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!" I shouted.
  • "No, Hon," she explained, "I was just trying to cure your acne the only way I knew how." "With explosives?" I asked, incredulously. "Well, it worked for my cousin Brita. After the
  • reconstructive surgery, you would never guess that she looked exactly like the philosopher Baruch Spinoza.
Started
2012-11-12 19:12:44
Finished
2017-09-16 04:57:17

3 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Sep 16 2017 @ 15:18

    Did Spinoza have acne?
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    LordVacuity Sep 16 2017 @ 15:33

    Eating all that dairy, you know he did.
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    SlimWhitman Sep 16 2017 @ 15:37

    Good point.

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