“Take a look at me now,” he chortled

“Take a look at me now,” he chortled into the dishwasher, “all the workshops of these colleges are kidding themselves. The students are a prop for the prof's alcoholism and
the three rings of his intellect, psychosis and terminally inadequate perversions. "I've made it here without all of the educational hoopla! The only cap I'm throwing is
the one atop my beer. I will lead these spoiled children on an adventure they will never forget. Get on the train now and we will begin the investigations with you young lady.
It turned out it was all a set up and I was caught by the pedo-police. The "young lady" was a decoy used to round up perverts. I *was* a pervert - just not a pedophile - much to
my relief, a charge of pedophilia is hard to make stick when the decoy is a 71 year old woman with a lollypop. Oh, sure, they dressed up her walker to look like a Big Wheel, but
someone should have helped her when she created her online I.D. Goofys grandma, should have been changed to something more youthful before launching this campaign, but
the voters would just have to adjust to it. Why congress was requiring all candidates to run by their user I D Name we'll never know but "Goofy's Grandma" just may become our next
President. She was running on a ticket together with "Mouseketeer's Mom". Beside's the anonymous candidates, another innovative feature of the first internet presidential election
was that you could type in whoever you wanted to be president! The funny thing is, none of the candidates won, and were not even close to the winner who just happened to be
named "None of the Above." Many people thought this was an unfair ruse but politics was politics. He stood by his principles and nothing happened for four years.

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