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Have you ever slept in the river? Seen the

  • Have you ever slept in the river? Seen the sunshine come off the moon from underwater? Gotten weird with it? I saw the sign and I have to say
  • that I never had gotten wierd even once. So I took off my patent leather shoes & black socks, waded in & lay down on the river bed. Then a woman named Ophelia appeared next to me
  • . Her red weed-like hair drifted across my face in the current & I started to choke. "Why are you so blue, my love," burbled Ophelia. Wasn't it obvious? Ophelia, though a stunner,
  • was a few fish short of a school. "Ophelia - I'm drowning and your hair is choking me!" Finally it sunk in and she whipped her lustrous red hair out of my face. I gagged
  • as she delivered oceanic CPR, filling my lungs with saltwater and microscopic bacteria. Ophelia's rubberesque lips remained on mine as she drug me down to the depths of the sea.
  • I wanted to return to my post at the Justice League, but Ophelia's briny embrace made me forget all sense of duty. We road dolphins together until we were paid a visit from Det. Ma
  • natee, who was in a mean mood. "All right you two," he shouted through his bullhorn, "dolphin hijacking is a felony offense! I've got a nasty hangover, so no lip. Now wade over to
  • to the dolphin pens and apologise! The dolphin hijackers thought that Dr. Manatee had let them off lightly, until it transpired that the dolphins were also vampires and they were
  • needed for their convoluted plot to rule the world. But before the vampire dolphin hijackers could say "fang you very much", a bunch of PETA protesters arrived and sent them
  • angry letters decrying their loose definition of tuna-safe. Oh boy, she muttered. Here comes Congress.
Started
2013-07-12 03:19:50
Finished
2015-11-13 16:27:33

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Nov 14 2015 @ 12:44

    Briny burbblicious story, even a submarine apprehension by our favorite sirenian detective!

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