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Testing

  • Testing
  • testing, 1, 2, 3. Is this thing on? The crowd yelled "tell a joke!" and I got nervous, because I don't know many jokes, well here goes nothing. Squawkers walks into a whore house
  • and after they are done, the main hooker says, how are you going to pay for this? and then Squawkers says, put it on my bill! Silence, radio silence. I try another joke, this open
  • mic night at The Menagerie Comedy Club was not going well. Squawkers & I looked at each other, then back at the hostile audience. Should we bolt? But then Squawkers started to sing
  • . A heckler in the audience demanded that Squawkers open his beak wider so that those in the back rows could hear. Clearly the man was suffering from some serious beak envy.
  • Suddenly a srekwauqs appeared like a shadow to the majestic bird. It's beak leaving no doubt as to its veracity.
  • The Srekwauqs wasn't your typical Palendromadary creature, for it harbored mutations, its bodyplan nearly reversed by Thorax a relative of the Lorax. Squawkopeterix chirped a might
  • y warning signal, but it had no mandibles, no beak, no teeth & no claws. Thus the Squawkopeteri quickly became endangered, prompting caveman Ugg to start the Save The Squawkopeteri
  • roundtable debate, even though round wasn't invented yet. "We must save those species evolution delegates to us," said Ugg. "The Squawkopeteri needs our epigeneticist's rain dance
  • but before that, we better change our names because it sound really weird. Yes, that's how the change will begin." responded Feefadvera while eating the sticks left by the monkey.

6 Comments

  1. MangoMania Jul 30 2013 @ 11:02

    CrazyBananas, I expected the main hooker to respond with "Toucan can play at this game." Or maybe she dies and Squawkers to suspected of Fowl play.

  2. CrazyBananas Jul 30 2013 @ 11:39

    Ha! MM, you are too EMUsing :)

  3. buddyboy4711 Jul 30 2013 @ 11:55

    It looks like you two are birds of a feather (please groan).

  4. MangoMania Jul 30 2013 @ 11:58

    groan :)

  5. foldmeonce Jul 30 2013 @ 13:02

    But do birds of a feather de-frock together?

  6. SlimWhitman Jul 30 2013 @ 17:44

    Pluck up your plumage fellow Squawkeroids and let the turkey basting begin.

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