48

Testing

  • Testing
  • testing, 1, 2, 3. Is this thing on? The crowd yelled "tell a joke!" and I got nervous, because I don't know many jokes, well here goes nothing. Squawkers walks into a whore house
  • and after they are done, the main hooker says, how are you going to pay for this? and then Squawkers says, put it on my bill! Silence, radio silence. I try another joke, this open
  • mic night at The Menagerie Comedy Club was not going well. Squawkers & I looked at each other, then back at the hostile audience. Should we bolt? But then Squawkers started to sing
  • . A heckler in the audience demanded that Squawkers open his beak wider so that those in the back rows could hear. Clearly the man was suffering from some serious beak envy.
  • Suddenly a srekwauqs appeared like a shadow to the majestic bird. It's beak leaving no doubt as to its veracity.
  • The Srekwauqs wasn't your typical Palendromadary creature, for it harbored mutations, its bodyplan nearly reversed by Thorax a relative of the Lorax. Squawkopeterix chirped a might
  • y warning signal, but it had no mandibles, no beak, no teeth & no claws. Thus the Squawkopeteri quickly became endangered, prompting caveman Ugg to start the Save The Squawkopeteri
  • roundtable debate, even though round wasn't invented yet. "We must save those species evolution delegates to us," said Ugg. "The Squawkopeteri needs our epigeneticist's rain dance
  • but before that, we better change our names because it sound really weird. Yes, that's how the change will begin." responded Feefadvera while eating the sticks left by the monkey.
Started
2013-07-17 11:53:50
Finished
2013-07-30 00:27:51

6 Comments

  1. Avatar

    MangoMania Jul 30 2013 @ 11:02

    CrazyBananas, I expected the main hooker to respond with "Toucan can play at this game." Or maybe she dies and Squawkers to suspected of Fowl play.
  2. Avatar

    CrazyBananas Jul 30 2013 @ 11:39

    Ha! MM, you are too EMUsing :)
  3. Avatar

    buddyboy4711 Jul 30 2013 @ 11:55

    It looks like you two are birds of a feather (please groan).
  4. Avatar

    MangoMania Jul 30 2013 @ 11:58

    groan :)
  5. Avatar

    foldmeonce Jul 30 2013 @ 13:02

    But do birds of a feather de-frock together?
  6. Avatar

    SlimWhitman Jul 30 2013 @ 17:44

    Pluck up your plumage fellow Squawkeroids and let the turkey basting begin.

Want to leave a comment?

Sign up!