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So the Iranian president waited until the

  • So the Iranian president waited until the US warship was no longer in sight. Then he updated his Facebook status to say
  • "...1 billion dollars." NSA had been monitoring his Ahmadinejad's Facebook for years and the red phone rang. "Steve? It's Zuck. I think it's time to buy Iran." They're distracting
  • us from the Inner Conspiracy with a tangled nexus of cosmetic pseudo-ploys. Zuck thought for a second. "Wait...you're dead, Jobs." A moment of dramatic silence. "Only in body and
  • soul," Jobs said with an irksome grin. He then pilfered Zuck's pockets for loose change and said, "Oh, my! I do believe these were mine originally!" He zipped off and slipped on a
  • suit he'd designed, festooned with 319 iPhones. The few moments that Jobs had worn the suit were precious to him. He felt an infinite safety. Zuck's long demise solidified the
  • resurrection of MySpace. The people gathered once more, to comment on each other's pictures, and dust off their HTML and CSS. Beyonce
  • quickly got media attention. As she snoozed on the beach, Blue Ivy buried her neck-deep in the sand. Beyonce's big belly bounced suddenly. Was an alien trying to break free, or
  • just working out? And what was the secret of dat ass? Vivica Fox hung up the phone. SETI was onto them and it was only a matter of time before they'd have to run again. Beyonce
  • had already proved that aliens could integrate themselves seamlessly - more or less - into human society, but there were bigger things at play now. Vivica grabbed her
  • lapels, straightened her jacket, & strode to Donald Trump's office. "We did it, boss." she said with a smile. "& the earthlings are none the wiser." "Well done, Vivica. Well done."
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2012-01-03 11:16:35
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    zxvasdf Jan 21 2015 @ 21:49

    And all it took was "Put a ring on it."

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