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The Eternal Inflation Lecture Council gathered

  • The Eternal Inflation Lecture Council gathered in the star chamber. The diamond secret had finally escaped. It was inevitable. As the Pulsar Chronicles had always said.
  • The EIL Council was now faced with a vicious cycle of market deflation and a stagnant putrid economy. Their four-pointed economic structure had stalled when Pulsar technology
  • turned out to depend on dark energy & dark energy depended on consumer confidence in quantum gravity. When they started suspecting the multiversity was a sham, deflation set in
  • People lost the value of money. They would mime paying the clerks in stores. "If we can't figure our place in the universe, why worry about the economy?" said a nihilist consumer.
  • The nihilist consumer lost the will to consume and sat around all day trying to be as one with the light particles flowing through her window. Her name was Sunbeam & she ate light
  • for breakfast. Breakfast was a bit too optimistic, though. She preferred the term "prolonging my meaningless life so that I might continue to exist without purpose or direction."
  • I had lived like that all my life and was ready to find a purpose, so I took up painting.you must start somewhere. This worked.
  • It was not long before painting happy trees started to go off the canvas and into the streets. I became graffiti artist Taggertaint and I tagged the west coast from Mission Beach
  • to La Jolla, painting tiny Steve Buscemi faces in every painting in every hotel room I visited. Some times it appeared in a flower, other times in the sky over a seascape. Some day
  • I hope the real Steve Buscemi will be in every hotel room I visit.

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