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.ksir nwo ruoy ta sdrawkcab etirW

  • .ksir nwo ruoy ta sdrawkcab etirW
  • No.
  • ?ton yhW !Gnitarepooc ton era uoY
  • .yhw s'taht uoy kcuF
  • "Your backwards logic doesn't faze me," said the moderator. "Now, answer the question."
  • The Buddha thought for a moment, smiled, and then replied, "Maybe. But maybe not." The audience broke into laughter and applause as the infuriated moderator stormed off the stage.
  • The moderator was well known for his refusal to feed birds and squirrels. His excuse was it would only attract raccoons. Rocky Racoon entered the room, stinking of gin, and asked
  • Paul McCartney to stop singing about him. Well, there was gunplay, and soon the old birdfeeder had become a ghost feeder and Sir Paul had to keep filling it with ectoplasm or
  • risk being ruined and shamed for such cowardice. So fill it with ectoplasm it was. But even Sir Paul had limits. He had already survived being dead in the 60s; he wasn't about to l
  • merse himself in toxic goop from a camel's butt again. So he flipped open his laser pen, cut a hole to the center of the Earth. Tipped it's axis and dumped all the bad guys in it.

3 Comments

  1. Rebbie Mar 23 2017 @ 14:02

    Well the religious therapy failed so why not try some vigilantism?

  2. Woab Mar 23 2017 @ 16:20

    A tidy wrap-up, my fellow lagomorph.

  3. Rebbie Mar 23 2017 @ 16:35

    Bunnies!!! Lol

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