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One night, when I was sitting outside on

  • One night, when I was sitting outside on my porch chugging down another Iron City, the sky curtains drew back. A hand came down from the sky & pointed to the east. So I got up &
  • loaded up my pickup truck with a couple of cases of Iron City brew. I left a note on the porch "hand came out of sky, pointed East... going East... not sure when I'll be back, will
  • write. C-ya!" I followed the hand in the sky for what seemed to be forever. Finally it stopped & pointed down, right over Memphis. By now, I was pretty drunk, but I knew I was
  • getting somewhere when the hand pointed to the biggest pyramid at Giza. I clambered on a hired camel & hiccuping, deposited myself at the pyramid's base. I started to climb the
  • sweet staircase to a humongous buzz that was part Zima and killer dank weed. This was going to be the trippiest night at the pyramids of Giza ever. But this camel, it wouldn't
  • go to bed and it was almost midnight. I had to get to the oasis or Pisbe would think I abandoned her again.Finally in desperation I just clobbered my camel to sleep. Covered in blo
  • -ssoms, Pisbe was waiting for me, even though it took longer to get to the oasis without my camel. Traces of romance were in our heads. The details were a little sketchy. Her love
  • Of black bean soup was so great she made the camel bring some for us. It was not a local dish so chef Aziz had to google the recipe and substitute scarab beetles for one ingredient
  • , plus a little squirt of squid ink, which - let's face it - made it a salty scarab soup, not black bean. Chef Aziz thought it was best to not put that on the menu, so when the
  • Emperor sat to dine they could serve him sonething truly unique, the perfect meal. Nothing more was needed, no changes could ever be made.
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2014-01-19 03:49:08
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2017-06-28 16:29:48

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    LordVacuity Jun 28 2017 @ 16:36

    Midnight at the oasis, send your camel to bed...

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