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The man who read these enchanted words decided

  • The man who read these enchanted words decided to add to them. The words he added were almost as enchanted as these. But he decided that he would include the word 'Clock' once.
  • "Clock... Clock." Thomas spoke to himself softly. "Something about the clock...what clock?" Suddenly the image of the grandfather clock in his attic exploded in his mind, "thats it
  • So he ran upstairs, and opened the face of the clock. 'Aha!' He thought. There it was, right there. How could he not have thought of it before? It was so simple, so obvious.
  • Inside the clock he found the final clue, the one that would lead him to the treasure he had long sought. Looking at it, his jaw dropped to see that his wish had been right under
  • -wear. That is all he ever wanted, the right underwear. And "right" meant for all occasions. So there in the treasure chest was a pair of underoos. And not just any underwroos but
  • underoos woven from a smart nano-fabric that adjusted to the wearer's size and could appear as any fabric with any print, Spiderman one moment, Transformers the next, from thong to
  • full-fledged thermal underoos, the kind with a flap on the back for those cold winter nights. The new nano-fabric underoos were wildly popular, especially after they were endorsed
  • by a government body Down Under. The Department of Thermal Dynamics specialised in the research and approval of underoos. So far, only a few companies were offering underoos
  • as pet gifts that year, & Spam Baby had already gotten Turgid Stoat a kicky scarf that was meant to have a slimming effect. Det. Manatee needed a birthday gift--& fast. Thermal und
  • erwear were right out. "What to get a Stoat who has everything?" JMan pondered and then recited a poem: "Turgid Stoat, she stops crime ,Is quite sublime And really floats by boat."

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