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The room was filled with toddlers busy playing

  • The room was filled with toddlers busy playing with their toys. I strode in, set my books down on the podium, then announced, "Welcome to Calculus for Toddlers. I am
  • your teacher, Ms. Takes." The toddlers quickly put their toys away & gathered eagerly at my feet, anxious to learn all they could about calculus. "We will start with derivatives.
  • " No the children said, "We will start at infinitesimal quantities and a theory of hyperreal numbers." Ms. Takes's mouth dropped. An alien intelligence stared from the toddler's
  • teddy's eyes. Yes, it's me. I'm projecting my thoughts to your mind Ms. Take. The child is an incarnation of the intelligence spawned in the organic cloud between η and δ Delphini
  • In the T52F Galaxy. That is 2,398,109 kilometers from here, by my calculations." There was one rocket sent there by Dr. Sardonicus after he had the famous twelve dreams long ago.
  • The Conglomerate had not heard back from the T52F-bound rocket in years, of course. But this was the year. Andromedicus was going to arrive at an unexplored galaxy and relay their
  • lunch order to the Roach Coach in the Sky. No response would automatically render this universe in play. Once in play this universe could be claimed by a rival roach coach. The Com
  • -pactor opened and swallowed this universe. The Roach Coach, along with Time Itself became compacted. Worlds collided and compressed. But still the roaches persevered. Nothing
  • could escape the gravity of all the matter in the universe and it crushed down to a black hole. The roaches crawled out of it. It was dark. "Let there be light," said one roach.
  • And as luck would have it, Aunty McBride turned on the kitchen light, and saw the roaches. She gasped as the roaches scattered. "Time to call the exterminator again..."
Started
2013-02-03 10:56:41
Finished
2018-08-31 13:34:54

1 Comments

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    Woab Aug 31 2018 @ 16:46

    Nice round ending, neorem!

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