That's a story all about how My life got
- That's a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called BelAir
- but I won't. What I want to talk about is how I went from BelAir to a Nigerian Doctor studying football concussions. How this came to be is a magic tale full of
- Nigerian scammers, which mostly consisted of me, myself and I. I scammed many footballers out of their cash, to pay for my doctor school in Nigeria. Then, when I finally qualified,
- I had to endure an entire week of classes to become a full fledged MD. Since I graduated head of my class (D-average), I was sent to nearby Liberia to cure an Ebola outbreak. Upon
- arriving to Liberia, I learned that Ebola didn't actually exist. I felt mighty foolish, having completed an entire week of medical school only to be Punk'D. I decided
- to leave this alternate universe and return home.
- In this alternate universe my favorite teacher was evil. She didn't have a goatie like Spock did in Mirror Mirror but the British Empire was still lording it over the colonies &
- Making their presence known by stomping their footprints on everything. Queen Elizabeth wasn't out od school when she came to understand the empire's dark secrets. She shut up
- All the Shut Uppers and the Shut Lowers and had all their properties confiscated for the Crown because of their treason against their Queen and God. Which for somebody in your posi
- ion means they're one and the same. But inside you are cheering for both sides. The Queen & the traitors or the tyrant and the people. Which side of History did he choose?
- Started
- 2016-04-26 06:07:23
- Finished
- 2017-03-26 21:22:06
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SlimWhitman Mar 27 2017 @ 12:09
alt history