Ninja spider drinks its victims blood in
- Ninja spider drinks its victims blood in the dark recesses of our warmest homes. Ninja spider is never caught in the bathtub being sprayed by hot water.
- Obese cockroach takes a lot of the attention away from ninja spider and always gets the water, be it in the bathtub or toilet. Ninja spider is happy to have such loud roommates.
- The problem was that the roommates were no longer satisfactorily loud for ninja spider's designs after ninja spider did what ninjas and spiders do: kill them all. It wasn't even a
- little bit loud. What is it with the dead & silence anyway? Why are corpses so shy? So bashful? The only good corpse is an animated corpse, which brings us to frankenninja spiders
- , naturally. The frankenninja spiders are silent only when stealthily hunting. Once they catch their prey and are ready for a bite, they emit deafening screeches, similar to
- The spiders from Mars. The frankenninja spiders were folding stories nonstop once they had caught their prey. Spiderman translated them so they can appear at Folding Stories.
- Contrary to popular belief, giant spiders do not make chirping sounds, but the frankenninja spiders have been augmented with human vocal chords, so they can fully express their
- frustrations as a string of expletives worthy of any sailor. When Mrs. Humperstein heard the frankenninja spiders cursing in her cupboards, she sprayed them with air freshener and
- chided them for their lack of manners. They might be frankenninja spiders and in her cupboards but she will not abide that salty talk. She pulled the door open and opened fire. Her
- dress was flowing in the recoil of her Nerf gun, but with the last dart, she decided to bake a pie and invite them for dinner, making peace with them instead. The pie was poisoned.
- Started
- 2012-03-20 22:11:20
- Finished
- 2017-11-15 22:40:19
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