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The opening was marked by an ashen hand.

  • The opening was marked by an ashen hand. Climbing down the dank hole I encountered painted hands leading the way until in the deep I placed my hand on the imprint.of the great hand
  • , Khamsa no Kimi, which peered into my soul and saw no evil. The bedrock crumbled, and I fell into a cosmic box. The One Khamsa pulled me out and tossed me into a flux sector above
  • the cosmic hole. The One told me to hush now while it found a new home for my crumpled, withered body. Drops of dampened moss and earth hung over the edges of my coffin
  • and a mouldy stench of decay permeated everything. The One rumaged about in his robes for his cellphone, and dialed rapidly. "Hello Dyno-Rod? I have a blockage I need you to clear.
  • "Sorry, this plumber is on vacation until further notice. Please leave a message after the beep." He threw his phone against the wall. He almost passed out in the smell of feces.
  • But he was a "glass half full" type person, ya know. Life hands you lemons, you make lemonade, right? He looked around. What could he make with all these feces pieces?
  • Fecalade has a nutty taste with an aftershock of dead rat. Great to drink if you are on the point of death from dehydration. Only a crazy optimist with feces on his hands like Liam
  • Neeson playing twister with a gay British boy band would see the genius in this aforementioned drink. I leave the name off it now so subsequent folders can guess what it is. It is
  • delicious, though. That much I can tell you, as I just finished my 4th one. Neeson stretched over to place his right foot on a yellow spot. "Blimey but your arse is in my face!"
  • "Now now, how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?" I didn't know quite what that meant, but with a yell of "Left hand! Red!" I succumbed; terminally twisted.
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2013-07-23 17:17:56
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2014-01-27 18:57:48

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    SlimWhitman Jan 27 2014 @ 19:09

    You can say that again, LOL

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