It was among the grisly discoveries as a

It was among the grisly discoveries as a group of men folk on horseback tried to solve what appears to be an Indian massacre of a farm homestead.
But when the police showed up I realized that it was just a historic re-enactment of Bunkberg's founding by the local citizens. The "Indians" turned out to be Mexican farm hands in
native american headgear. It made no matter though, I was not about to get caught up in this fiasco. I had enough warrants out for me and I didn't think hanging around here was
a good idea. I threw my head dress down. "Sorry guys, I'm going solo." The rest of the Village People looked up in unison. "You can't stop the music." said the Police Officer.
The fireman said that he would miss me sliding down the old fire-pole. Sadly I slunk out of the Young Men's Christian Association and into
a less provocative My Little Pony convention. There wasn't a pool I could use, so I began to panic. I needed to get into water! So I ran up the stairs to seek the top floor.
All bathrooms were closed due to a massive leakeage and I was running out of time.I needed water quick or my secret would be revealed in the worst way.
I would be a shriveled up piece of a creature straight from a horrorterror that's what would be found on the gray tiles and pee stains if i didn't obtain water quickly enough.
Alas, no water was to be found & I started to shrink, my features hardening grotesquely & I fell to the peestained floor. I looked like a shrinky-dink Chinese hooker. A door opened
, it was the nurse, Candy. "Sue-Anne! You forgot to take your medication again, you naughty girl. Come with me now, love. Maybe we can get you some ice cream as well."

Started: 2011-03-19 13:03:50
Finished: 2013-06-30 01:11:51

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