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One sunny afternoon, I went jogging through

  • One sunny afternoon, I went jogging through the park filled with people. I was thinking to my self how pretty it was today when all of a sudden I tripped over a log and grabbed
  • a locket I found on the ground. It sparkled in the sunlight. As I opened the locket some powdery substance dusted the air. As I breathed it in the powder I began to feel
  • dizzy, but strangely elated at the same time. I begin to slowly fall to the ground when
  • I realized that I'd become a snowflake, unique yes, but none-the-less doomed to melt as soon as I hit the wet pavement. I hit an updraft and swirled upwards again only to be blown
  • into a Jet engine. As a snowflake I evaporated into gas and was joined with the Contrail. Part of the "Contrail Continuum" my separate water consciousness was fused with the
  • jet's exhaust. The rest of my consciousness was, however, preoccupied with
  • the asshole sitting in front of me who reclined his seat the whole way back, toppling my bourbon & coke in my lap & lolling his head back & forth. I was just getting ready to kick
  • some serious ass when my electroshock anger management therapy unexpectedly kicked in. I said "Excuse me sir but your seatback has inconvenienced me. Would you please raise it?" He
  • ignored me. My personal space had been violated! I kicked the back of his seat. He still didn't raise it. I opened the overhead bin and "accidentally" dropped my laptop on his head
  • ."Is there a problem?" said the flight attendant. "I'LL SAY!" I braced on the hand rest and kicked out the window. As I flew out, I had personal space at last.
Started
2012-02-09 15:06:05
Finished
2013-10-05 11:48:16

2 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Oct 05 2013 @ 12:42

    "At this time we request that all electonic devices such as computers, mobile phones, and electroshock anger management units be turned off until we reach 10,000 ft . We will notify you when it is safe to use such devices." Woops. 10,000 ft is a long way down. I hope s/he turned back into a snowflake.
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    49erFaithful Oct 07 2013 @ 16:44

    Uh oh, it's an angry snowflake.

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