The day began like any other -the birds were
- The day began like any other -the birds were singing, a gentle breeze was blowing- and yet, George could not help but feel a barely perceptible sense of foreboding, as if he knew
- the ice cream man was a narc. "These strawberry dips are addicting," said George. The "ice cream man" raised his eyebrow. "Do you struggle with addiction, son?" Panicking, George
- vented all of his worries into a single sentence towards the ice cream man. "YES I cant live without the strawberry dip ice cream, Don't leave me to SUFFER, PLEASE" George then
- slapped the donkey shit out of Frank Oz. Lucas screamed, "Vocal chords? Ice Cream? We have to shoot NOW!" Then Frank saw Lucas' special hair oils. "Maybe I could lube the voice bo
- and Donatello could really bust a rhyme while trashing foot soldiers." But Lucas was too busy for Frank Oz's musings, because Claus showed up with a new bucket helmet and voice bo.
- .. and said "I really have NO CLUE WHATSOEVER WHAT THIS ENTIRE SITUATION IS ABOUT!!! I JUST HAD A 'SENIOR MOMENT'!!!" and then he
- handcuffed me & threw me face down on the shag carpet. My screams were muffled as he spoke some kind of gibberish. I felt the carpet move beneath us & I realized We were airborne.
- I died. Or did I?
- I sat up cautiously. "Um, hi?" No one looked my way. It was only when I looked down that I realised. I, or rather, my ghost, had come completely out of my body and was now floating
- above the hospital bed. Huh? Isn't there supposed to a light that I have to go towards? "Welcome." A squeaky little voice called to me. A small child floated through the dr. and
- Started
- 2011-09-06 01:16:25
- Finished
- 2015-05-15 01:52:50
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