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One fish! Two Fish! Red fish! Blue fish!

  • One fish! Two Fish! Red fish! Blue fish! Christ where did Dr Suess get his doctorate anyway and what was his specialty and where did he get those animals. 65 Years and still can't
  • actually do medical doctorin'. or so said the screed agains the good seuss. meanwhile, the author was locked in battle against computer viruses, ironically red and blue ones.
  • "I wouldn't touch this with a ten-foot pole." said Doctor S., as he used his bowstaff to knock out the "viruses," as they were called, but which were actually naked mole rats infes
  • ting the server closet. This "Doctor" was sold as the best in the business, but watching him thrust his long stick back and forth, beating the hairy vermin, struck me
  • with a samurai sword because watching him I did not see his nurse come up from behind. But she attacked with the flat side of the sword so it was stingy but not deadly. I
  • grinned at her. 'You have a problem now.' She looked at me. Puzzled. Samurai swords have to taste blood. If it's not given to them, they will take it. Suddenly, the sword seemed to
  • sparkle in the glint of the noonday sun. Two sharp spikes jutted from the base of the handle into her hand, drawing her blood. Like I told her, samurai swords need blood! It floats
  • their boats. A samurai sword without blood is like a bucket without a bottom; like a tire without air; like a frame without a photo; like a donut without a hole; like a danish. She
  • knew she needed to get blood somehow. She thought about killing her captain...or maybe just injure him. No she would find something else.
  • Why didnt I think of that in the first place? She snickered to herself. She pulled out her IPad, & looked on Amazon, 3 gallons type A+ blood, check! & with Prime shipping?! Score!
Started
2011-04-21 22:48:43
Finished
2012-11-14 10:05:08

6 Comments

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    49erFaithful Nov 14 2012 @ 11:37

    An 11-fold story with duplicate folds? Puzzling.
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    SlimWhitman Nov 14 2012 @ 15:11

    11 is one louder, isn't it? http://foldingstory.com/xu19b/
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    49erFaithful Nov 14 2012 @ 17:07

    Huh, it's gone now (the duplicate).
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    ben Dec 12 2012 @ 16:01

    49erFaithful, we removed the duplicate line soon after your first comment brought it to our attention. The duplicate line issue crops up every once in a while and we're still working on a fix. In the meantime, if it happens, we try to correct it as quickly as possible. In this case, you caught it for us — thanks!
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    49erFaithful Dec 12 2012 @ 16:12

    Thanks Ben. Some dust mites gumming up the cyberspace matrix again, I'll bet. FYI, there's one at: http://foldingstory.com/7qf7c/ Cheers, & Go Niners! 49erFaithful
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    ben Dec 12 2012 @ 17:13

    Thanks 49erFaithful. We've taken care of that one as well.

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