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Kenny's deep, dark secret was that he liked

  • Kenny's deep, dark secret was that he liked to write fanfiction.
  • Kenny's deeper, darker secret was that his fanfiction was about a single song, "Doki Doki Morning" by Babymetal. His latest novel, "Ohayoo, WAKE UP!" was about a Japanese girl
  • trying to make a living as the a.m. DJ in Cleveland. Kenny had many secrets, the deepest & darkest of which was that he was...wait, promise not to tell? OK, Kenny is MoralEnd.
  • Of course, that wasn't Kenny's worst skeleton in the closet, that would be the actual skeleton, but no-one could prove him guilty in court, so he doesn't really keep that a secret.
  • All was well in Kenny's world until one fateful day, his closet opened, and out clambered the skeleton. Eye sockets glowing like hot coals, the skeleton chanted ancient mantras of
  • Forbidden spells as it lurched towards Kenny, other skeletons climbing out of its bones, engulfing into flames and looming towards Kenny. Weapons materialised into their skeletal
  • hands and erupted the ground around him. Plasma weapons from the Blood Cult Imbroglio, Kenny suspected. Kenny mumbled something into his cuff. "Air support coming boys," he shouted
  • encouragingly at the troops. Two musicians materialized out of the battle fog singing "I'm all out of love.." "I said air SUPPORT!" Kenny screamed into his cuff. "Oops. Now sending
  • inflatable jock straps and bras!" Kenny slapped his head, but later had to admit that they did offer some relief during the siege, as well as making the r=troops more alluring. Whe
  • n Kenny woke up in a fog next day he reached for a jock but got a bra instead. The 2 cups confused him: he knew he had only 1 dick. The enemy then attacked, seizing the lingerie.

2 Comments

  1. Woab Nov 13 2019 @ 14:01

    Brar Wars.

  2. Gibber Nov 13 2019 @ 23:03

    Wow, Kenny survived all 10 folds.

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