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I may only be an imaginary friend, but I'll

  • I may only be an imaginary friend, but I'll be damned if Mr. Monty Buffit is going to be Forgotten like the rest of those poor made-up bastards! I'll be sure the boy never forgets
  • that I could have put him up for adoption but at the last minute decided not to. But the boy resented me, even though I, Monty Buffit spared his life. His mother hated him
  • -self as much as he hated herself. They were both hermaphrodites against their will. I, Monty Buffit, and my assistant charlatans have found a cure for the "boy" and "his" "mom":
  • We are sending them to planet Heshe, where girls can be boys and boys can be girls! Everything is non gender specific, because pink is just a color there." The hemaphrodites were
  • royalty on planet Heshe; considered a superior species than Homo sapiens. Jamie Lee Curtis was crowned KingQueen and ruled the land with a well-manicured iron fist. Mating was
  • optional as all Heshe-lings can reproduce independently. Boy George was Jamie Lee's best subject and the current unstudy for MrMiss Curtis. Heshe wore skorts and shopped
  • at Brooks brothersister Posh fashion outlet - Brooks had merged with Posh to come out with bi chic fashion. MrMiss Curtis married HeLady Gaga and their offspring Butcharity
  • McFadden threatened the orthodoxy of the fashion elite. That's when they called in the big money boys from the MIC. The Pentagon black budget allocated billions of "fashion bucks"
  • to promoting orange as the new black. In an ops room, Pentagon drones shifted orange flags around a large world map. The thinking was that via 'nudgery' the US could infiltrate
  • the highest echelons of government in enemy nations. All they had to do was shift those orange flags and one day entropy would put world domination in their hands.
Started
2012-06-03 23:33:45
Finished
2014-05-12 23:36:50

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