Then Cobra Commander slammed his fist on
- Then Cobra Commander slammed his fist on the desk, rattling the computer bank. "If I see one more person write "Yay." on Facebook, I will melt the world's children!" He'd
- meant it - he lured them all to his chloroform-fueled snow machine, then drug the drugged kids to the Cobra Cave. Plugging in his Gibson, he howled, "Wakey wakey, melty facey!" and
- splashed a dollop of acid onto the junkie kids' faces.They would always scream when he did the Mel Gibson voice, even before his beaker of every acid in the world mixed together.
- Then, one day, using his Charles Bronson voice, he told the junkies to line up. They did, because they always obeyed the Charles Bronson voice. Then, using his Carol Burnett voice
- he told the junkies to spy on all the ventriloquists in the city, before switching back to his authoritative Charles Bronson impression to order them to get going.
- Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy were invisible, except on the radio. That way, they went incognito. The junkies missed them as Charlie hid inside Edgar's rucksack. What a relief!
- Ever the incorrigible imp,Charlie's muffled voice said "If this is a nap sack where's my pillow & teddy?"The junkies heard."You keepin' a stash in there?" Bergen unpacked the dummy
- attempting to hide it from the junkies. "Why would you ask that?" he called out to them. He stuffed the dummy into his pocket as one of the junkies entered the room. "Nothing to
- declare is not an acceptable Confession," said the Junkie Priest indicated for him to enter the Junkie Confessional. The dummy in his pocket made it a tight squeeze but he managed.
- "Forgive me Father for I have sinned," he began, "it has been five minutes since my last confession." "Speak for yourself," said the dummy, but no-one heard his muffled voice.
- Started
- 2011-10-03 13:22:09
- Finished
- 2016-08-02 09:54:19
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SlimWhitman Aug 02 2016 @ 13:40
What a funny idea. a dummy in the confessional.