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он съел кашу

  • он съел кашу
  • and under that was spray painted "Go Home!" Graffiti on a spaceship. Some earthlings hated the visitors because they suspected that underneath their kind facade
  • was a malevolent plan. The Breader Faction thought they were using earth females to breed progeny, the Enslavement Faction thought they planned to enslave humans, but the truth was
  • they lacked the talent for filming major motion pictures. Invading aliens were looking for the next hot celebrity for "Alpha Centari Follies." The abductions were a cattle call for
  • stocking the movie-set catering carts primarily, but once in a while they'd pick someone up who had star quality. Meanwhile, the uptight SPCH initiated a probe into the abductions
  • of catered cheese cubes. Ever since the Mild Abduction Act of 1984, eating un-aged Cheddar was considered a felony. They hired Det. James Manatee to investigate the consumption of
  • the rare cheese commodity, but the affable detective knew from more than manatee sense there was a gourmand demographic into this stuff. He questioned all the recurring characters
  • repeatedly but with a hint of frosty nutmeg to his abuse. As always, terrorizing the gourmand terrorists brought nothing but frustration. He let them all go, back to doing
  • terrorising somewhere else. He sailed away from the spice islands and his ship was caught in the strong winds of the roaring 40s. Blown of course, he discovered a
  • little too late, by five gorgeous British female pop stars named Posh, Ginger, Scary, Sporty, and Baby Spice. Their powerful voices carried him joyfully across the horizon.
Started
2011-06-16 00:49:26
Finished
2012-11-27 10:41:18

2 Comments

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    Zetawilk Nov 27 2012 @ 14:17

    Much to everyone's surprise, "он съел кашу" in Cyrillic does NOT translate to "Oh cben kawy" which is what it SAYS, it instead means: "he ate porridge" Yeah, go home, everyone who eats grits, porridge, or other soupy English oat by-products!
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    SlimWhitman Nov 28 2012 @ 19:27

    Hot pop wind blows starving manatee into safe harbor.

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