The sound that came from the loudspeakers

  • The sound that came from the loudspeakers started to feel like a stream of happiness, honey and marshmallows, and It was flowing directly into my thirsty ears. That was no "aspirin
  • I had swallowed." I bounced off the walls with delight at the sounds penetrating my eardrum. A chill ran up my spine and it appeared the room was full of purple glowing aliens
  • but then my fears evaporated. They weren't purple glowing aliens, they were Gummy Bears! Bouncing here and there and everywhere. This trip was going to be alright. I could sit
  • here for a looong time and watch the bouncing gummy bears while listening to The Grateful Dead. It was cool how I could sit and travel at the same time. Where to next? My eyes were
  • glazed over and my mouth was dry but my mind was awash with visions of dancing bears and I felt no pain. In fact, even though I'd been cramped in a storm drain for 6 hours I felt
  • more alive than I had felt in my hole life. I was seeing visions of magnificent creatures and spectacular colors that no normal human could ever see. It was like being in a differe
  • nt world. Living in a giant camera obscura meant my visions were just phantoms of the real world like Platos allegory of the cave. My glaucomic visions ended when an insect plugged
  • itself into my nostrils. I sneezed and dislodged the insect from my nose. Yet this insect was persistent in keeping me from my visions, and was intimately attracted to my nose.
  • "Mr. Gnat, why do you like my nose?", I asked. Mr. Gnat answered, "it is your nose pin. It smells like strawberries, blueberries or grapes, depending on what you are doing." What?!
  • Mr. Gnat obviously had serious issues. I phoned up Pete's Pest Control and they cuffed him and took him away. Better be safe than sorry.


  1. Flopp May 05 2016 @ 13:53

    Line no.6 : Are you high m80?

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