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1)tooth paste 2)salt 3)daisies petals

  • 1)tooth paste 2)salt 3)daisies petals
  • this grocery list that I was given is whack! but I decided to continue 4) Napeleon Dynamite statue 5) hitch for the SmartCar, wait, really? SmartCar? ugh. 6) bottle of EverClear
  • 7) "The Liberator" ; ) ... ok, that wink was not necessary on a grocery list and the Liberator is going to require I go downtown. 8) Juggling knives 9) an autographed picture of
  • Shamu before that "incident" a couple years back, 8) an IT professional who doesn't annoy the hell out of everyone around them, 9) a hamburger-shaped cookie, 10) sumthin'
  • else I haven't thought of yet. 11) prawn cocktail flavour crisps. 12) sitting outside a Turkish cafe & trying not to move in the 40+ degree heat. 13) white dogs with black spots th
  • at just won't stop licking. Let's see...what else? 14) Bananas Foster aflame. 15) me & Julio down by the schoolyard. 16) long-stemmed red roses. 17) playing strip poker with
  • syphilitic hermaphrodites 18) frozen tootsie roll pops 19) frozen flag poles 20) frozen lakes 21) the inside of lava lamps. Other things I enjoy licking are 22) everything bagels
  • 23) ant popsicles (I shove a twig in an anthill like a chimp does) 24) ears on crowded buses 25) listerine popsicles 26) fresh asphalt 27) snowflakes (each ones different)
  • 28) formica...formica 29) estrogen: strong enough for a man, but made for a woman 30) the name "argumentative foptz" 31) the cellar door 32) bushels of brand new bouncing baby bunn
  • ies 32) the forgotten DVD of "My Left Foot" 33) redacted 33a) also redacted 34) the wind as it blows through timberline aspens 35) crumpets
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2013-07-16 17:28:32
Finished
2013-08-26 22:18:59

6 Comments

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    49erFaithful Aug 26 2013 @ 22:33

    Mango, did you find what you were looking for when you went downtown?
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    SlimWhitman Aug 27 2013 @ 03:51

    Credit to MoralEnd for inventing the Listerine® popsicle which was featured in a featured fold: http://foldingstory.com/xdeil/8ejs9l/ ... and credit to Jane Goodall and the chimps for the ant-sicle idea ('course they ate termites, but ants make a more interesting taste sensation: http://www.janegoodall.ca/about-chimp-behaviour-tool-use.php
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    MangoMania Aug 27 2013 @ 09:22

    Hahaha. Yeah, The Liberator is sold at Hustler Hollywood on 7th. It is a foam wedge with a blind fold and handcuffs in case you were curious.
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    Zetawilk Aug 27 2013 @ 12:32

    I hope they brought a coupon.
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    49erFaithful Aug 27 2013 @ 17:05

    In unrelated news, I had the FS website open right next to FIFA's laws of the game (in prep to ref some football). Bizarre how similar the website icons are... http://www.fifa.com/aboutfifa/footballdevelopment/technicalsupport/refereeing/laws-of-the-game/index.html Coincidence ... or are the FS founders actually international football rules specialists?!?
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    Zetawilk Aug 27 2013 @ 17:37

    I think it means FIFA couldn't draw a football. With, like, the hexagons forming an "F". Whereas FoldingStory's is a foldable letter F, and very literary-oriented. Am I a graphics designer yet?

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