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Annie was consumed with the desire to find

  • Annie was consumed with the desire to find a new "wipe" - there already were baby wipes, screen wipes, even doggy wipes - what new wipe could she invent that would make her as rich
  • as Bill Gates? "Stop dreaming," Joe smiled mockingly."You're stupid." Annie leaned over with her napkin & wiped Joe's grin right off of his ugly face. Her grin wipe invention was
  • the cause of much cha**** for her party guests, who really just wanted a good time. "No dreams!" *wipe* "No jokes!" *wipe* "No existential satisfaction!" *wipe*. Annie's grin wiper
  • was really not something she should be showing at parties. I mean, it was obscene and well, nothing to be proud of. But she showed it off anyways. They called it Annie's Grin Wiper
  • . Her blouse was fully up, her saggy chest fell upon the gaze of the party. No-one felt this was appropriate at all. The party owner shoved Annie out of the house feeling awkward.
  • The host awkwardly left his own party, tiptoe-ing awkwardly in the bike lane, awkwardly patting the parked cars at the curb. He waved awkwardly at Mange, the neighborhood feral cat
  • feline just looked away, uncomfortable at the host's awkward awkwardness. Wait until the feral cats hear about his latest social faux pas! The host, his party miles away by now
  • hopped a train to New Orleans to sow his oats among the cougars of the south. Kinsky Miawrinsky left a trail of little Faux Paws in his fertile wake even Bob Barker's Chevrolspay
  • couldn't counter, and he eventually became the father of several hundred... thousand. In less than three years. Yes, old Miawrinsky certainly had a go of it, but his nine lives
  • didn't account for the fact that now for each life, he had to care for over a hundred little mewling kittens. But old Miawrinsky never let this stop him from getting the pussies.
Started
2013-02-16 00:46:41
Finished
2015-02-23 02:23:40

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    SlimWhitman Feb 24 2015 @ 18:13

    Kinsky Miawrinsky's first appearance in a folding story... http://foldingstory.com/d32is/ and the BB's Chevrol-Spay Cruiser first appeared here... http://foldingstory.com/qml5l/

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