He shouldn't have gone outside ... The crickets!
- He shouldn't have gone outside ... The crickets! The crickets were so loud he couldn't think or see! But the towering Cricket Master Chi Chi Rico beckoned him to the town square,
- where the townspeople would play a cricket match and then be rewarded with a great feast. The only catch was that the great Cricket Master Chi Chi Rico and his clan planned to eat
- at Carl's Jr. I really wanted to eat at Long John Silver's. How could I get the great Cricket Master Chi Chi Rico and his clan to not go for a Double Western Bacon Burger?
- I figured they wouldn't notice and just drove the bus to Long John Silver's instead. When we got out, Chi Chi Rico went inside to order a Double Western Bacon Burger. I watched as
- the bacon piled higher and higher, eventually becoming a bacon mountain. This isn't the usual Long John Silver burger! cried Chi Chi Rico. We jumped back on the bus and drove like
- The wind. Which is to say we achieved mobility by the interplay of variations in air pressure, temperature, & terrain. A sudden mountain of bacon was sure to have a bearing on our
- altitude. In other words: it looked as though the sudden mountain of bacon would put a rather unruly end to our flight. "Assume crash positions" intoned the stewardess.
- the bacon impacted across the aisles and punctured a hole in one of the rear windows sending the plane into a turbulent sideways drift. We were headed toward the ground at 500 kno
- Ts and the lettuce and tomato imploded soon afterwards. The captain was agile enough to save some sandwiches for passengers while he enjoyed lox and bagels. Lives were saved.
- Lives were wasted pursuing careers in in flight nude modeling for the blind. When their sandwiches were given to the crash survivors their pension plan collapsed as well.
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- 2014-05-27 21:19:18
- Finished
- 2017-04-01 03:23:35
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