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She had trapped this rich bastard in an air

  • She had trapped this rich bastard in an air tight underwater Mini. He could scream but no one would hear him. He could only communicate to her through a walkie-talkie and she
  • had this on loud speaker at her local hair dressing salon. The underwater mini suddenly bumped into a slow moving
  • manatee parade, but instead of going around like a sane car, it decided to cover itself in blubber and attached plastic fins to itself as a manatee disguise and join the festival.
  • The festival was quite a fantastic site. Many people swarmed through the viscous congested crowds of the human seal hybrids. Noises are making the manatee cringe!
  • "Oot! Oot! Oot! Oot!" went the anthropomorphic seals. A chubby bible thumper wearing a polo shirt and grandma shades tried to toss some cotton candy to the zoo's hybrid seals.
  • "Oot! Oot! Oot! Oot!" went the sealopomorphic anthropes. Fred Phelps was positively livid. He called in the cotton candy terror squad to settle the matter permanently. The zoo was
  • not very interesting, but the party went there anyways. The crocodiles were boring and just lay there, and the flamingos' legs were tired. The members of the party
  • Knew that it was time, but deep in their hearts they knew that what they were doing was wrong.
  • Father Joe was waiting for them when they showed up for confession, heads hanging low, tears of genuine remorse dripping down their sorrowful faces. "All is forgiven," Father Joe
  • They cried with joy! They never thought they would be forgiven for what they had done but it appeared luck was on there side today. With this realization they decided to
Started
2011-05-27 14:57:16
Finished
2013-10-21 10:01:04

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