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"Push...Puuuuuuuush!C'mon,push!It's almost

  • "Push...Puuuuuuuush!C'mon,push!It's almost there..." the sales girl in the shoe store said once she realized those boots were not fit Ane's feet.It was almost closing time,those bo
  • ots. Those magical red leather boots. Those boots were made for walkin' and that's just what they did...right out of the store of their own volition, forever stuck on Anne's legs.
  • Anne and her magical red boots did what every girl wanted to do. They traveled, they experienced, they sucked the marrow from the bones of life. At the end, Anne took the boots and
  • did a boot-scootin' boogie that caught the attention of some blue-suede shoes. Anne's magic red boots had met their match. Tim's blue-suede shoes were powerful in the ways of
  • trans-dimensional collapse. "Don't wear the damned things near the LHC!" I had implored. Now, we had a black hole on our hands. "Dancing and physics do not mix," Feynmann had
  • only one chance to stop them! "Turn the music off!" Feynmann took the last black hole that existed in the entire universe and set it in the middle of Universal Studio lot #9. He
  • Then he walked backwards on a path integral until he was in a spacetime before universal studios was built. Feynmann wanted to redo movie history. "Surely your Joking Mr. Feynmann"
  • He loved silent films and did mime. Marcel Marceau was his teacher, and today they practised the role of Mr.Tully from Jacques Tati 's classic films decades ago. They recreated the
  • scene where he peels a banana with his toes and drinks a gallon of horseradish. The critics agreed, true acting is a beautiful thing to watch, and an even more beautiful thing to
  • avert your eyes from in humble awe. This scene was removed from the final cut because of its sensitive nature and the world was deprived of ever seeing the most moving thing, ever.

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