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They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway.

  • They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway. They say there's always magic in the air. But when you're walkin' down that steet and you haven't had enough to eat. TRY MC D'S NEW
  • PROTEIN STYLE BURGERGEDDON! With 3 all-beef patties sandwiched between two more mostly-pork patties substituting for buns, you'll be a leaner, healthier version of you in no time!
  • Screamed Atkins' rotten skull from the grave. When you mix Diet Myth Debunking with Ghost Hunting, it's sick. I put my night vision goggles on. Time to get this party started
  • I cocked the krispy kreme canon and blasted the wraith that was once Atkins, busting up his skeletal remains. But Scarsdale's muscle monster shambled towards us,
  • ruby sinews gleaming with strength & power. The Krispy Kreme canon could do no harm to Scarsdale's relentless metabolistic monster! No, I had to resort to the G-Bomb: the Gluten
  • Damage done to the body. I had to cut out grains like wheat. That was a bummer. I loved cream of wheat, more than anything else.
  • However, the land was sick. As more and more people started to bring in GMO plants, the nature was not the one we use to know.
  • It started to go flippant more often where before it rarely did. It mucked stuff up oftener and oftener. One day it was a big dam in California & the next it was flash flooding in
  • into parts of Anaheim. I watched all of Hollywood's elite washed away into the abyss of the Pacific ocean. All screaming they sunk into the depths cleaning out all the activism an
  • -d hypocrisy they embodied. For a while America didn't know what to do without them, but eventually they turned their eyes to the land. And it was there that they found the truth.
Started
2012-03-02 17:53:09
Finished
2017-04-05 17:12:25

3 Comments

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    Woab Apr 05 2017 @ 17:15

    Ooh! Hazelium and I must have been on the same wavelength!
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    Rebbie Apr 05 2017 @ 18:14

    From Broadway to Hollywood and from from sick land to healing the land. We are all psycho here! something like that.
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    jaw2ek Apr 05 2017 @ 18:59

    Anytime celebrities get caught in a flood is a good food in my book.

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