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She totally flaked. Utterly flaked out &

  • She totally flaked. Utterly flaked out & met Chris instead of Dean. Trina flicked her cigarette into the ocean & made her choice. Dean stood at the alter, waiting to knife the goat
  • cheese. He was such a snob. He wanted one of those Continental European weddings with cashmere wool suits and 1992 Screaming Eagle Cabernet. Instead she'd found a gas station
  • with only one pump, a small toilet and a chocolate machine. The bearded attendant offered this snippet of wisdom
  • "Coke is much better than Pepsi", and then retired to his bungalo at Hanson Gardens.
  • That's were he kept his private stash. While he was doing his second line in the bath, the cleaning lady barged in. He'd forgotten the "Do not disturb" sign and Chiquita
  • could smell cocaine from a mile away, which is to be expected, considering that Chiquita hailed from the fine country of
  • Rhode Island. "That's not a country!" People would tell her, but she didn't listen. Firebrands don't listen to 'the man' or 'geography'. The trail of cocaine led right to
  • her belly button and I wasn't shy so I took my time around her cleavage and then snorted the line all the way down. When I stood up I closed my eyes, spread my arms and leaned back
  • satisfied at what I had just seen then went and got something to eat for lunch. I got a burger and realized what I had done was a sin and asked for forgiveness. Then I went
  • so the Sin Arena where I was able to satisfy all my basest desires. After that, I napped.

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