Dogs are cool. Dogs are great. If only I
- Dogs are cool. Dogs are great. If only I could afford a puppy crate. You see, he has a knack for getting into trouble. This canine lives in his own personal bubble.
- The bubble is a mixture of dog drool and canine eyeboogers. The dog travels around the neighborhood in its bubble. It's sticky so leaves, gum wrappers, small mammals got stuck
- in the dog-booger-bubble. The neighbors were strangely apathetic towards the whole scene. As the sticky bubble increased in size, we thought it would be cool to throw grandma
- some chicken bones.She hadn't eaten in days,her appearance becoming increasingly skeleton-like.We had to feed her or get her off the front lawn.The big bubble started rising,
- before popping on the roof. Our dog had started drooling bubbles as every time Louise walked past, her extruding ribcage would leave a delicious aroma in the air.
- It was strange, but it always reminded her of home in a weird way. When the day everyone was dreading finally came, it was obvious what needed to be done. Our dog was sick, and we
- couldn't afford to buy our poor faithful loving dog more time. We couldn't even afford to have Scruffy put down humanely in the nearest town. But our vibe-coding cousin Jared said:
- I'll babysit on Tuesday for a submarine sandwich today.
- I fucking love submarine sandwiches. It reminds me of the hit song Yellow Submarine by The Beatles, performed by the one and only Ringo Starr. Oh Ringo. How I love you
- r flaky scalp and moist beefy cheeks. The way your plump rosy elbows glisten in the sun, just beckoning me to thinly slice them onto a pile of crispy Ringoroni. Aw, let it be.
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- 2016-05-02 20:16:09
- Finished
- 2025-10-21 02:56:29
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vi Oct 18 2025 @ 13:30
oops