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My name is Wrong Robert, I don't mean that

  • My name is Wrong Robert, I don't mean that it is incorrect i mean that my name really is Wrong Robert Baker.
  • Everyone always spells my name Wrong when really it is right. One day I was waitng at the pharmacy & my name was called: "Wrong!" I stepped up. "That's me!" "You're Mr. Wrong?"
  • "That's right. I'm Wrong!" I said smartly. The pharmacist raised an eyebrow at me and said, "Um, okay, well it certainly sounds like you're not getting the "Wright" medication."
  • I was astonished when the pharmacist replied to my joke. Finally, someone who gets it! Life has to be filled with witty remarks or it should not be called life! That was my motto.
  • It was a motto that I'd tattooed on my back. You got to have a motto. Not a slogan. No a catchphrase. Not an idiom. You need a motto, a big hairy, fat, super thick motto to live
  • in a world without pavement. I'm one man. Fighting. Against all odds. To reclaim what is rightfully mine. I am. Movie Trailer Man. My motto is Poe's motto for A Descent into the Ma
  • -trix. God, kids these days. It's so difficult to get even the most basic pop culture references now. Of course, the term "basic" is a little ambitious, but still. How am I suppose
  • D to know what Halsey means in the "New Americana" lyrics unless you actually were raised on Biggie and Nirvana? I was not. Generation Y is certainly plasticated, compared to the
  • electronic Millenials eagerly anticipating the day robots would finally take over the world. Chip in the brain and bionic eyes that make computers null? Better than botoxed butts a
  • -nd overstuffed unitards any day. Soon there would be no more unsightly old people with their wrinkles and flab, just young, shiny, vigorous robots as far as they eye can see.
Started
2014-02-20 14:35:34
Finished
2016-08-17 14:14:16

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