Blood clung thick on the walls of the small
- Blood clung thick on the walls of the small room like a double coat of paint, filling the air with a cloying smell that burned the nostrils. I couldn't believe what I'd just done.
- Nobody would get the obvious socioeconomic implications of such a contemporary albeit macabre art exhibit. I needed to shave my head and change my name to Walter Fickdiggery of
- course, otherwise I would be left with little to do but twiddle my thumbs in this museum pretending I comprehend the reason for why one square is blue and the other is red. Art is
- just a means to an end for me. I pick up women who sit in the museum all day telling people not to get too close or take pictures. Outside working hours, they liked both
- of my balls. I told them not to get too close, but I did let them take pictures. I also picked up the ladies who gave out the free triscuit halves at Sam's Club.
- They were easy to pick up because I was an american citizen and had my own car. The Costco Food Ladies didn't seem to care that I still lived at home, but man, could they
- cook. Last night they made this homemade pu pu platter with deep fried crappie and creamy shiitake sandwiches. The shitz tzu even got to have some. The flavor
- crystals had grown too large. I was unable to crunch them to release the minty freshness. The fresh breath I had been promised was replaced by merde. My reading from the book of
- Sea Monkeys was nonetheless applauded by seven seals in the front row, and even got a good review in The New Yorker, but my jaws ached from the expanding minty crystals in my mouth
- . Mr. Wonka's new candy was making us very upset, and the expanding Live Saver wintergreens were shooting off luminous sparks that began to catch the audience on fire.
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- 2011-04-21 16:07:11
- Finished
- 2012-01-08 18:00:14
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49erFaithful Jan 12 2012 @ 17:46
C'mon. "creamy shiitake sandwiches"? That's genius Jerry, genius!
SlimWhitman Jan 12 2012 @ 18:03
How many ways can you say shitzu eating grin? apparently a lot... ;-)
49erFaithful Jan 12 2012 @ 19:26
...the shitzu-eating grin on the lion's face made me think maybe he was the one who'd ...