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Dexter's vision shook violently as his lie

  • Dexter's vision shook violently as his lie detection powers activated and Cera's words echoed in his brain. "Miraculously we escaped with our lives." Dexter's throat went icy cold.
  • Blood spilled from his mouth as did foam.
  • Once again, worst Columbus Day party ever. Luckily, I knew just what to do. I ran to the kitchen and found a loaf of day old bread, a jar of recalled almond butter, and a blackened
  • piece of cheese, hopefully mom wouldnt that mad since i bout some groceries home. But this food is kinda too much on my hands so i think i would grab a bag so it be easier on
  • my shoulders. It was a free hand out bag with a logo for a Miss Rock Fantasy event at The Tater's Eye from last year. The groceries barely fit but the background music pushed me in
  • the direction of the frozen pizza aisle. "Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?" kept replaying in my head that whole grocery shopping trip. "No, I don't want hemp," I told
  • the guy behind the butcher's counter, whose eyes were as red as his apron. "I want pepperoni," I repeated to him, but all he did was giggle and point to his pants. The Oreo aisle
  • was no better. The only Oreos' on offer were the Trump Presidential Coffete Edition Oreos. They had orange cookies with an ALL WHITE center. The other Oreos had been primaried.
  • A week after the 2022 midterms, Trump announced creation of MAFA Oreos (Make America Fat Again), with TRIPLE STUF orange filling. The Dems, strangely, liked them, and Chuck Schumer
  • hated politics.
Started
2014-10-13 09:34:26
Finished
2022-12-03 18:35:03

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