You know, I guess I don't believe all children

You know, I guess I don't believe all children are born equal. I thought I believed that until I met your kids. I don't know them, but the sight of them makes me want to get a
couple Student of the Month bumper stickers and slap 'em on your car. Your son isn't a crackhead. Your daughter isn't a stripper. But my kids are, and they're in middle school.
But your son is a ballet dancer & your daughter burps the National anthem every morning at 7am, so life's not all rosy. She decided to call a
magical cat to help her with the argument . She called , "MEOOOOOOW-ZERS !!" Then a colorful , small cat appeared and danced in front of the two arguing people . It said , " Why
for you argue when be friends for all time? Heart place rainbows appear yes?" The cat winked at us with its anime eyes, flashed a peace sign, and disappeared in a puff of pink dust
The Cheshire Pikachu Kitty's message was no less cryptic than the last time she appeared."Heart place rainbows"was clearly a reference to the Pokémon Anime School's projection room
, but sadly that had gotten destroyed during the high, oversized Caterpie's rampage. "Why can't you just talk straight to me?" Ash exclaimed, fingering the lace edge of his apron
with watery eyes. The giant Caterpie sighed, and took a moment to wipe his glass lenses. "Honey," he began through his mandibles, "Let's do this another time? I'm in the middle of
a metamorphic crisis here."How could the giant Caterpie explain to his wife that his trainer kept hitting that damn B button, disallowing him to evolve into a beautiful Butterfree?
"Honey, has it ever occurred to you that we may all just be puppets living at the mercy of some 10 year old? Its the like Matrix of the Pokemon world!" ... ... "No."

Started: 2011-07-05 11:55:08
Finished: 2012-12-16 17:31:53

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