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The little girl with the helium balloon was

  • The little girl with the helium balloon was excited to let her go of it with a message attached. She never expected the helium balloon to come to life
  • and swallow her whole, trapping her inside. Her prison, walls of red latex, rose above the park & the wind carried them away."Whaaahhh!" screamed Annie to the red balloon. Down bel
  • ow the green land turned into shimmering sea. The balloon, with Annie inside, lost altitude and finally sank and started bobbing on the surface. A shark snapped at the balloon an
  • Annie became concerned "Hey mister shark, lets be friends" she yelled. She had a way with animals. She needed to find Jack so they could get back to the mission at hand helping M
  • with Bond. Annie found Jack, or at least what she thought was Jack. He turned out to be a replica of Jack, only programmed to kill her-with a book. He came at her with a copy of
  • "Valley of the Dolls" which Anne deflected easily with "The French Chef." Jack whirled James Patterson novels at her, but Anne smacked him with a hefty Codex, striking sparks from
  • The imploding lithium battery. Jack looked flabbergasted but walked out of the room. Anne just took a swig of Absolut. Then Jack brought an axe...oh oh, Anne thought, so she ran
  • The imploding lithium battery. Jack looked flabbergasted but walked out of the room. Anne just took a swig of Absolut. Then Jack brought an axe...oh oh, Anne thought, so she ran
  • for congress, won, and promptly outlawed axes and lithium batteries. Anne was hailed as a hero, but Jack refuted the election on the grounds that he had been unable to have time to
  • smear Anne with negative ads exploiting her time as an exotic dancer. "The media is biased--it's rigged against me!" Jack was furious about his landslide defeat. So he teleported.

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