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Dear Santa: I want the following. 1. An easy-bake

  • Dear Santa: I want the following. 1. An easy-bake oven where I can cook Tandoori chicken using a 100 watt bulb.
  • 2. A mint never hinged inverted Jenny postage stamp so I can send my granny a postcard from the Falkland Islands.
  • 3. Neosporin for my paper cuts from licking all the mint flavor off the stamp.
  • 4. A glass case to collect the wondrous twigs I get when I squeeze my blackheads.
  • 5. A good vase for my fake floral bouquet. It can be any colour or size.
  • 6. A discreet cummerbund for magical appliances, which would not look out of place with my workaday khakis and golf shirt.
  • 7. Magical appliances for my day job as Hogwart's golf course assistant keeper: a varmint divining rod & shrinking bracelet for scouting mole tunnels & laying magic traps. 8.
  • (8) Prosthetic limbs for my pet spider 'Lucky' who thought it would be fun to challenge Brutus the body building dung beetle to a tug-of-war and lost big time. 9.
  • The packet of Whoppers malted milk balls I just stole from the Halloween dish. Watch me be short by one candy tonight. 10) Pink Flamingos 11) A pot to piss in 12)
  • A Good Vibration. 13.) A Bit of Luck 14.) Four people to carry on, when Hope is gone.
Started
2012-12-23 02:10:43
Finished
2016-11-01 10:00:16

6 Comments

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    Dhanithecat Nov 01 2016 @ 12:17

    Quite a list!
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    Dhanithecat Nov 01 2016 @ 12:18

    Nothing extravagant on it.
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    Woab Nov 01 2016 @ 13:09

    We don't ask for much.
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    49erFaithful Nov 01 2016 @ 15:10

    I got #11 last year so this year I'm asking for a window to throw it out of.
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    SlimWhitman Nov 01 2016 @ 17:03

    A piss poor wish 49er. At least after you use the coming years wish to dispose of the last one.
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    BlastedHeath Nov 02 2016 @ 19:36

    I could go for a number 12.

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