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I had been dreaming of this moment ever since

  • I had been dreaming of this moment ever since I was a child. Years I had worked to get to where I was to day, and now the moment was finally here. I was finally going to be
  • a PR agent for one of the biggest stars of the century. His name was Robert Moose, his real name that it. His screen name was different. The name was changed by the film producer
  • because he was concerned audiences would think Robert Moose was a real moose (people were simpler in those days). The stage name the producer selected for Robert was
  • Robert. Which was his original name, so his stage name was his real name. However is Nome-d'plume was also
  • Lord Poppy Rocks. He liked to prance around in cowboy boots, a used burger king crown, and sparkly underwear he had obtained from the neighborhood thrift store. He also
  • was a well-heeled business CEO. Known as Lord Palpatine Stones in higher circles. he accidently tweeted his Naked Cowboy Outfit to everyone at the office.
  • But they're a bunch of Twitter-using morons anyway whose very thought processes are limited to a measly 180 characters, so his Naked Cowboy Outfit didn't do much to shock them.
  • Everyone defined themselves by how much attention they could garner for a 180 character message. @NakedBroncoRider was a flop. Until the day he tweeted:
  • - .... .. ... / .. ... / - .... . / .-.. .- ... - / - .... .. -. --. / .. / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / . ...- . .-. / - .-- . . - --..-- / -.-- --- ..- / - .-- .- - It was morse code for
  • we have successfully defeated the enemy camp. Send Sandra and the boys out here so that we can celebrate our victory. Our battle against the Kappa is finally over.

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