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Stella Nova stacked her pancakes higher than

  • Stella Nova stacked her pancakes higher than anybody at the World Waitress Games. Juggling three plates of pancakes, two syrup jugs, and a cup of Ovaltine, she rushed towards the
  • finish line. It was a sticky situation. The three plates of pancakes had been cut out in the middle and filled with helium, making her stack lighter. This gave Stella Nova an edge
  • see scarfed the flapjacks down quickly & pumped her fist in triumph. Anaconda Danson & Fat Rhonda gaped in shock. But thenStella Nova burped like Micky Mouse revealing the helium
  • -filled dirigible lodged at the back of her throat, and thus betraying the secret of her otherwise unfathomable levitationary abilities. "Caught red handed!" screamed FRhonda, and
  • The song "Help Me Rhonda" played on the internet radio station. How fitting that was. The latest news story about Sears store closings made Rhonda weep. Her Kenmore refrigerator
  • and Craftsman tools were all she cared about in the world. With the Sears closings Rhonda would have to get replacements for appliances and tools from Lowe’s, which she hated. What
  • she needed was someway to keep an open window between what ever time it was where she was and this Sears in Des Moines on November 2014 so that she could get her appliance parts.
  • Andy Pakruto, former K-Mart employee (on the surface), held open that time-tunnel so that she could dodge back and get those appliance parts from the Des Moines Sears ca. 2014, but
  • ran into some bureaucracy:"To order the parts, mam, we need to see your warranty." Go tell them I left it in 2018, thought Andy. Worse, her 2014 self entered the Sears just now.
  • In 2014 she got distracted by some bath towels, changing the future time stream. Everyone in the future screamed and hit the deck as fate altered violently. Hate when that happens.
Started
2013-03-13 00:13:12
Finished
2018-04-29 20:55:08

7 Comments

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    LordVacuity Apr 29 2018 @ 22:44

    I hardly notice them anymore. The ones that sting are the ones where it is going well and then bam you were never born.
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    IceSquad Apr 30 2018 @ 00:43

    Is that what happened to Futique?
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    BlastedHeath May 03 2018 @ 01:46

    Maybe a little too direct and public. Who knows what happens to anyone, or how anyone happens?
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    IceSquad May 03 2018 @ 02:13

    The Shadow knows.
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    BlastedHeath May 03 2018 @ 02:39

    =O
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    LordVacuity May 03 2018 @ 12:14

    Oh Futique existed in some deranged brain left on the side of interstate 60 in a red cooler with a broken lid but somebody kicked it over and that deranged brain fell into the river of no return.
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    IceSquad May 03 2018 @ 12:21

    I KNEW there was a simple explanation.

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