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Ruth looked at me, waiting for an answer

  • Ruth looked at me, waiting for an answer - her bright blue eyes magnified by her giant spectacles and the lines on her old, tender face were furrowed in confusion. I finally said "
  • "Alright, you can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave!".
  • "Nah freaks, I'm out of here!" I hightailed it out of Hotel California,despite it being such a lovely place, since I had seen enough movies to know not to trust such a lovely face.
  • "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave," said the night man, politely holding the door as I left. I was determined to make my own hotel, with only the best
  • service in the world. Since I couldn't afford to build a hotel, I decided to transform my own house into a luxurious hotel. I started with the lobby aka the living room. I bought
  • new light fixtures, curtains, and went down to the antique shop for this oriental rug that costed a fortune but was the centerpiece of the lobby. Well, that, and the outdated magaz
  • ine decsribing how to create ham radios out of yarn and twigs. At last my office was ready for its grand opening. I hung up my certificate and waited for the throngs to rush in for
  • my courses on compost furniture (more comfy as it ferments!), the insulating power of dung bricks (keeps away inlaws too!) & how to grow regenerating moss suits.I'd almost given up
  • on the Green Man too, but even he'd sprouted a new beard, his verdant tendrils strewn across my lap. Ah yes, this was living! I planted a wet one on Green Man's lips & a daisy grew
  • from his nose. Another kiss, and a tulip sprouted. Ecstasy! I was about kiss again when asparagus sprouted from his nether regions—an extremely HARD asparagus. I left abruptly.
Started
2017-08-23 22:56:16
Finished
2018-03-08 18:42:22

2 Comments

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    TarotGuy Mar 08 2018 @ 18:48

    I left out the word "to," wanting to write "I was about to...." I hate screw up like that!
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    Woab Mar 09 2018 @ 10:16

    I do them all the time. I'm in such a rush to beat the clock I don't re-check. Did it a few times yesterday.

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