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'Are you a punctuation mark?' 'Yes.' 'Are

  • 'Are you a punctuation mark?' 'Yes.' 'Are you a subatomic particle?' 'Yes.' 'Are you an amusement park ride?' 'Yes.' 'Are you an interplanetary magnetic field?' 'Yes.'
  • "Do you like icecream?" "No." "Do you like chocolate icecream?" "Yes." "Are you attracted to other subatomic particles?" "Yes and no." "Do I know you from somewhere." "Yes."
  • "Did I see you in Mexico?" "Jes." "In English?" "Yes." "Did you take my ice cream?" "¡No!" "In English?" "No!" "Do you like roller coasters?" "Ouiiii." "In English?" "Yes." "20 Q's
  • International Spy Edition was a real challenge. "Is it a chemical?" "Qui" "in English?" "Yes" "Does it explode?" "Non" "in English?" "No" "Is it brown?" "
  • Finally the dad had enough of his daughter's questions. "Goddamn it Tippy, I am a mid-level manager at the Raddison. I can't answer these questions!" Tippy was disgusted with
  • his ignorance of quantum finance and kicked him in the liver machine which rattled and whirred in a horrible manner. "If I was Ayn Rand, I'd slit your pathetic throat." Seething,
  • Ayn Rand suddenly jumped out from behind a nearby heavy satin curtain, slit both of their throats, stole the liver machine, then shrugged objectively. She abhorred quantum finance,
  • but most of all, Ayn hated physics. So, with the liver machine in possession, she decided her next move would be to break physics. Once she found a kind lawyer, she would be ready.
  • Little did she know of the horrors that were about to be unleashed, as after a simple experiment involving buttered toast and a cat's feet, the laws of the universe began to
  • come together in the most unpredictable way possible, yet everything made sense now. As a shudder rolled down her back she took a steadying breath, accepting the fresh realization.
Started
2013-07-25 06:44:01
Finished
2015-06-15 06:26:42

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