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This fold is the work of genius.

  • This fold is the work of genius.
  • So minimalist... the brevity of it. And yet, it expounded on my vast intellect. I was one of the elite. I'm so perfict. (perfect, damn)
  • Yeah..that's why I can't stand those empty minds...they talk without thinking, laugh at lame jokes, watch cheesy programmes...and still think there is no creation better than them.
  • Ah yes, men. Can't live without 'em, can't shoot 'em. I may as well do what I gotta do to them to get what I want. Who me? Jaded? Naaawww. Just realistic.
  • Said the new president, solemnly, to his audience of 50 million. As inaugural addresses went, it was somewhat unorthodox, but we live in changing times - and beside, the autocue
  • pool tables were sure to be a hit! Why excel when technology will do it for you? "An autocue in every entertainment room!" President Collateralized-Debt-Obligation sang to a throng
  • happy miners, well mostly happy. One of the miners was grumpy. But they'd gotten a little spike in their energy by a teenage, wealthy and beautiful woman who'd squatted at their
  • pit toilet when a casual walk through the woods had been interrupted by the inevitable complications of Crohn's disease. The dwarves thought the woman was white as snow so they cal
  • led her Betty. It didn't matter to them that she smelled. As long as Betty would cook & clean for them, the dwarves were willing to overlook her Crohn's disease. One day, a prince
  • came. "Are you hiding the crone who seduced my wife with an apple?" Betty White said "Olaf, is it you?", did a little bowel-powered jig & the Prince succumbed to her odorous charm.

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