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Running all across the floor, on the walls

  • Running all across the floor, on the walls and even on to me and over my feet. The cockroaches were everywhere. They seemed to be more concentrated around a carpet. I poked on it
  • & WOWEE, thousands of them streamed out! What a windfall! I rushed everywhere trying to scoop all the cockroaches into every container I had.Then I could sell them to Hung Wong Lu
  • ng Won Hung Low Hung Chow. I sold the roaches to him and with the money bought myself an RV Camper. One of the big ones. First stop? Mount Rushmore. The only problem was that
  • one of the roaches was stuck in my sock. Half way up Jefferson's face, the roach started selling me timeshare in Alicante. It was my ex business partner Ronnie 'OMG' Delaney newl
  • y reincarnated as a roach. "Damn, Ronnie, reincarnation has made you its bitch. Man to roach is a damn big drop. You must have voted for Trump". The roach extended its middle somet
  • , wiggled its thorax, and pushed its massive roach aedeagus into what had once been its human bed. Ronnie took flight and soared into the ceiling fan, battering his roach body into
  • a thick paste that would one day be a delicacy, but right now was just disgusting. Karin found it spattered all over Ronnie's walls and Venetian blinds and knew at once that she
  • had made a mistake. She needed to clean it up, and fast. Cold fear coursed through her veins as she pulled open the door to a closet, looking for a mop. Instead she found a huge
  • lobster costume which was not much help at all. Unless she got creative. Instead of cleaning up her mess she quickly climbed into the lobster costume and prepared to make her great
  • escape. She believed in herself, even if no-one else did. So with that in mind she left the realm. Just like that. She closed her eyes and poof... gone.
Started
2013-04-22 16:44:28
Finished
2019-11-10 20:25:40

1 Comments

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    Woab Nov 11 2019 @ 12:11

    That's exactly what I would have done.

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